Romo's Girlfriend is Gonna Get Him Hurt
Written by slanch   
Wednesday, 10 September 2008 13:06

jessicasimpsonIt's one thing for a player like Adam "Pacman" Jones to deride the quality of his upcoming opponents, the Eagles, that's something the Eagles can take in stride as part of the normal competitive nature of the NFL. So when Jones says he is unimpressed by 3 different Eagles receivers gaining 100 yards in their last game, saying "They played the Rams, dude," that's bulletin board fodder but also not inaccurate, both factually and of course in terms of the fact that the Rams are fucking terrible.

However, it is quite another thing when one of the Cowboys' girlfriends goes on national television and yells, "Go Cowboys!" and then referencing the Eagles, "That's next week, we're gonna kick your butts too!"

That becomes much more than bulletin board material. Methinks that this Sunday when the Eagles linemen are pounding on Romo play after play that he might hear some course language referencing his ladyfriend whilst he lays prostrate upon the ground.

Never fear though as I'm sure Jessica Simpson will be at the game in her ubiquitous pink jersey so at least the Cowboys have that going for them.



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