If you're a strict literalist, Buffalo Bills fan Jerry Wojcik is your man. After signing up for a text-messaging service from the team that was supposed to send 5 messages a week, Wojcik found himself buried under a deluge of messages and has started a class-action suit against the team for their "excessive" messages.
It seems that Wojcik received a grand total of three more text messages than the team said they would send (over a period of several weeks.)
According to his lawsuit, Wojcik claims that during the week of September 23-29 he received SIX messages instead of five. Then, to compound his horror, the week of October 14-20 he received SEVEN messages.
Frankly, I'm amazed that Wojcik is even able to still stand after suffering the way he has.
If these are the freedoms that the terrorists want to take away, I'm OK with that.