I get that Dwyane Wade is one of the five best basketball players in the world, that he's insanely wealthy, that his girlfriend is one of the most attractive women in the world; all that is well and good. However!
None of that is any excuse for wearing MAUVE pants.
Come on man. I know you live in Miami but even still, this is too much.
How am I supposed to take you seriously? What do you think the people of Indianapolis thought when they saw Wade walking around in those?
(Also, I am kind of obsessed with the giant fat man on the left; if you're out there Facebook friend me, I want us to be BFF.)