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Alabama Fan Gets Giant Crimson Tide Tattoo, Didn't Even Go to the School

Written by slanch on .


College sports are fucking dumb. Fans of college sports are even worse. Fans of college sports who didn't even GO TO THE SCHOOL? Well they have to be among the worst people in the history of the world.

Zach Smartt is one such fan who definitely does not live up to his name. A lifelong fan of the University of Alabama, Smartt spent 10.5 hours and 1,700 money dollars to get a giant elephant rolling through a swirl of crimson water.

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"Cool man."

Here's my question for Smartt, if you're such an Alabama fan, why did you attend Middle Tennessee State? I don't care if your grandfather was a big Alabama fan, unless YOU personally go to the college I don't think you should be allowed to root for the team. In the rules of fandom, that one seems pretty easy. 

America would be a lot better without all the stupid fucking people. 

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2 comments
roxwr28
roxwr28

You are a fucking idiot dude. you have no right to bash this guy for getting a tattoo representing a sports team that he is a fan of.  who gives a flying fuck if he didn't go to the school, maybe some people can't afford to go to a division 1 university and pay out of state tuition. it's not like it's a shitty tattoo that someone came over to his house and did on his couch in about 30 minutes. to pay $1700 and get 10 hours of work done on a tattoo obviously has some meaning behind it. and college sports fans are the worst? that was the dumbest fucking article you could have ever written. take your own advice and get the fuck out of america, moron. 

allenml38
allenml38

The tattoo is a little over board but I don't think attending a school is a requirement for rooting for a college team. Some people root for college teams because it is a cheap and easy game to travel to. In my case i have Washington State season Tickets because it is easier and cheaper to drive to Pullman and watch the Cougars than drive all the way across the state and watch the Seahawks or Mariners. Is that Stupid?

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