Gronk Meets a Porn Star Who Likes to Bang
Having five days off thanks to their bye week, Patriots players scattered acorss the country. Second-year tight end/monster Rob Gronkowski, who LOVES a good time, went cross-country to his alma mater the University of Arizona for some football and, presumably, some intercourse with coeds. While there, Gronk met up with Bibi Jones—whose Twitter profile lists her as a "20 year old pornslut for Digital Playground. Having fun fucking & sucking! ;)"—for some help with social networking. You see, Jones has over 100,000 Twitter followers but Gronk has a mere 50,000 and wants significantly more. So he enlisted Jones to help out, via her wearing one of his uniforms, and him appearing shirtless.
Despite the seeming evidence that she and Gronk clearly then fucked, she told a Boston-area radio station that because Gronk and his friends were going out to a club, and she's not 21, she got ditched. She did claim though that she's banged Atlanta Braves second baseman Dan Uggla and Phoenix Coyotes tough-guy (and loverboy) Paul Bissonnette, amongst other athletes she's been with. She explained that, because she's friends with a Phoenix-area sports agent she gets to meet a number of athletes, and then she bangs them to convince them to sign with the agent.
It's good to be a professional athlete it seems.


Also, Gronk, who is 6'6" is probably packing a monster hose. By which I mean penis. Which would also explain why Jones was so disappointed she didn't get to tally-whack him.
Ah well, there's always next time. And with Gronk and the ladies, there's ALWAYS a next time. That dude LOVES getting laid.






