Unfortunately, his cake raises more questions than anything else.
For instance, what is it that you have conquered? As I understand it, in your NFL career you have never won your division, conference, or Super Bowl. So, what is it that you've beaten?
At least though we finally have a reason for all the dropped passes Stonehands Edwards has had in his career, look at those shades, clearly he's BLIND! I guess maybe that's what he conquered, being the first professional NFL'er who is blind.
Way to keep breaking down barriers!