Because the Red Sox are a classy organization they attract only the finest in sports aficionados.
Take for example, this foursome who were taking in the game together. As Jerry Remy notes, "There are a couple happy couples there," and then Don chimes in, "...enjoying a summer night..."
And then BOOM!
Well played rando guy. Not only are you now infamous, but your too-cute-for-you lady just had her hooters honked on TV!
Also, look at the face on her also-cute friend, she knows what's happening.
[Boston Barstool Sports]