Come this October when the mailman delivers my ESPN the Magazine I'm probably going to do something I have NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER done, actually read it!
That's because US Women's national team goalie Hope Solo (you might remember her hotness from here) announced on her Twitter feed that she's going to be appearing in the nude for the ESPN Body issue. While it will never be as great as we want, remember, ESPN IS a Disney subsidiary, so there won't be any Hustler style shots that doesn't mean you won't get some sexy side shoulder action, maybe even some butt cleft!
While it's going to be PG-13 nudity, it's still ALMOST nudity. Now, all we need is a spy on the set to send me some ACTUAL nude shots and we're good to go.