Hazing with a Hot Dog

Written by slanch on .

hot-dog-man_copyI like me a good ol' fashioned American hot dog. I know that it's filled with disgusting things, but I don't care, it tastes delicious and I choose to ignore what it is inside it.

In Gatesville, Texas a 14-year-old football player is likely to never look at hot dogs in the same way after an unfortunate hazing incident back on August 19th after a JV football game at his school's field house. Six other football players beset upon the unnamed other student holding him down and covering him in mustard.

They weren't content making him a human hot dog though so, obviously, the next step was to attempt to sodomize the younger boy with a hot dog. Classic!

Why is it these hazing incidents ALWAYS involve them trying to shove SOMETHING up another boy's ass? Listen, I get it, being a teenager is hard, you have all these emotions and hormones running through your body and you're interested in exploring these things but at the same time don't want to step out of the "normal" bounds of teenagers and be ostracized. However, if you're interested in penetrating boys, do it on your own time, not with 6 buddies holding him down as you lube him up with mustard and try and shove a hot dog up his sphincter. That's some messed up Shawshank Redemption shit right there.

The administrators at Gatesville High School have said that the boys involved "will be disciplined according to the law."

[WITN]

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