OK City Mayor Doesn't OK LFL
In recent years Oklahoma City has been pushing to acquire professional sports franchises; it began with their hijacking of the Seattle Supersonics and transforming them into the Oklahoma City Thunder. Considering how football mad the citizens of the Dust Bowl are, you'd think they'd leap at the chances for a professional football franchise. Unfortunately, they won't get the chance.
Mayor Mick Corbett has flat-out refused to allow the big-chested hotties of the Lingerie Football League to set up shop in town. In a city – according to this website, what, I can't be expected to be doing actual RESEARCH for this blog can I? – where strip clubs and porno shops outnumber the churches by a wide margin, what the hell is Cornett thinking. Perhaps the President of the National Association of Republican Mayors is suddenly concerned with the morals of his citizenry.
Rather than letting the people decide, with their wallets (and boners!) whether they want the team or not, Corbett voted against allowing a team to use any city-owned facility for their salacious football deeds. What a shame!
LFL chairman Mitchell Mortaza was less than pleased, saying Corbett's decision took away individual freedom from the citizens of the city. Apparently, hot chicks in lingerie is not OK in Corbett's eyes; what a jerk! These women are ATHLETES, hot, scantily-clad athletes whose sporting efforts sometime result in a boob popping out. If there's anything more American than that I don't know what it is.