Ozzie Guillen Kicks Cleveland While It's Down

Ozzie Guillen and the Chicago White Sox are in Cleveland for a three game series and, ever the gentleman, Ozzie obliged a fan who wanted an autographed ball from the fiery, outspoken manager. Methinks the fan didn't quite get what he expected.

Then again, it's probably now the most famous Ozzie Guillen autograph thanks to the blogosphere and MLB Network so, fair trade-off.

First Ozzie makes light of LeBron's possible (likely?) departure from Cleveland, thus relieving the city of their only marketable asset, then he hates on the whole city. Just because they can't win any championships, getting close but not being able to finish and often losing in spectacular fashion (see Mesa, Jose.)

Mom always told me if you didn't have anything nice to say to say nothing.

[Deadspin]