LeBron James is going to be under a deluge of attractive offers this summer as he enters free agency. The best player on the planet, he's going to have at least 3 if not 6-8 teams actively and eagerly courting him to join their squads. The presumptive non-Clevland front-runner is New York. Sure, the Knicks are and have been terrible for years but with LeBron they could be JUST like the Cavs are now, good, but not championship contenders. Fun!
That might be moot though because some New York businesses are getting into the act too, trying to sweeten the incentives for LeBron. Scores, the famous New York strip club has made a particularly sweet offer to the basketball god, if LeBron signs with the Knicks, they'll give him a "free lifetime of lap dances, a 'LeBron James Day' where all the strippers will wear his jersey and free food for life at the strip club's very own steakhouse."
Talk about an offer! I don't think Akron's strippers are matching up with NYC's...
Money and fame are fleeting LeBron, unlimited lap dances lasts forever. Choose wisely young paduan. And don't forget free stripper steaks!