There's almost nothing that a Missourian takes seriously more than their fandom for the St. Louis Cardinals. One of the most storied and accomplished franchises, the Cardinals inspire fanatical devotion in their followers. Take this resident of Moscow Mills, Missouri (via Google Maps) who knows that proclaiming one's favorite team with just a hat or a shirt isn't enough. You need to show EVERYONE who you root for, especially any aliens who might be looking down. After all, can you imagine if aliens arrived and turned out to be ROYALS fans. Ugh! I mean, who wants to root for misery?
[A very grateful h/t to loyal reader Mattraw for the tip]