The US fought England to a solid tie on Saturday but if, like most of us, you're a super-hot American pop star with a British fiancee, the game had another layer of difficulty. So what is one to do?
Katy Perry showed us all the proper way to handle the otherwise sticky situation, showing up to a television appearance in a very fetching red, white and blue dress with both the Stars and Stripes and the Union Jack designs incorporated. Thankfully, she's so attractive that it works, then again, she could be wearing a potato sack and be sitting in my closet and I'd think she was attractive... Wait a minute, there's an idea... Be right back!
My goodness! I've never wanted to be a stripe so badly in my life.