I Can't Imagine Why She's Interested in the Topic...

Rollins College -- who sent me about 900 brochures when I was applying to colleges -- has a new student on campus taking a summer term psychology course, soon to be ex-wife of Tiger Woods, Elin Nordegren.

The class, "Human Abnormal Behavior" covers topics such as sexual disorder, addictions and impulse disorders. I can't begin to imagine why she might find that interesting...

If you're a student at Rollins and there for the summer, you're a fool if you don't try and throw some game at Elin during that class. What better way for her to get back at Tiger than sport-fucking half the male population at a small liberal-arts college and if she's going to make a mistake, don't you want to be that mistake?

[UPI]