If you do a double pump on your way to finishing a dunk your chances of being featured on the Slanch Report drastically rise. Jerryd Bayless of the Portland Trail Blazers is the latest to throw a double pump down in a game and so, here he is! Hooray! Tell him what he wins Johnny!
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