Pork Sausage Slammed Into by Pig Motorcyclist
The racing sausages are a big part of the fan experience at Milwaukee Brewers games and it's a tradition that prior to the home opening the sausages run a relay race from the Klements sausage factory to the stadium.
This year's event nearly turned disastrous when the Italian sausage was taking his -- its? do sausages have sexes? -- turn running.
When running, the sausage veered to the left to offer a high-5 to a little girl and her grandmother, a bit too much it turns out because he was struck by one of the police motorcycles providing the escort. Oops! Way to go pig!
Must have been a revenge move for the cop, if I've learned anything from TV and movies it's that cops don't take kindly to cop-killing and what is a sausage but dead pig?
Fortunately, the Italian was able to keep his feet and keep going, seemingly without harm, showing that in Milwaukee nothing takes down a sausage -- besides hordes of hungry Milwaukians
[WISN]